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	<title>Sweet Tea, Barbecue, and Bodychecks &#187; Screw Bristol</title>
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	<description>Rants about hockey (chiefly the Carolina Hurricanes) from an Adopted Southerner. Occasionally I also talk about cooking.</description>
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		<title>Save the Drama For Your Mama</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/07/21/save-the-drama-for-your-mama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Screw Bristol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;cos the AcidQueen don&#8217;t wanna hear it. So many things to talk about today, so let&#8217;s get down to it shall we? ISSUE ONE: The Defence. Luke DeCock has opened a lovely can of worms with this week&#8217;s iteration of The Monday Debate&#8211;and I, of course, had to go and chum the waters a bit. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fidel Deposed in Tampa?</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/05/30/fidel-deposed-in-tampa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hairy Gelrose to replace Fidel Tortorella as Lightning Coach &#8211; Toronto Star by way of TSN The Leafs fans on TSN, of course, are hoping that Tortorella comes to coach the Leafs&#8211;boy, won&#8217;t they be in for a shock when they realize after the first season and a half that Fidel is a coach whose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a miracle. (and playoffs)</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/05/10/its-a-miracle-and-playoffs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 05:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Playoffs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don Waddell asked to accept a lateral transfer &#8212; Bristol Wow, somebody in Atlanta Spirit&#8217;s brain trust has (apparently) finally pulled his/her head out and realized that they need a GM with a clue for the Thrashers. Of course, this being Atlanta I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s going to be some kind of strange-ass soap opera surrounding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Night On The Town.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/04/03/a-night-on-the-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Game Night]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gonzo Game Coverage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So let&#8217;s recap: Yesterday morning, everyone in the Caniac Nation was all up in teh dramaz about the Caps pwning face on us. I slapped around some dumbass who got all up in the whiny because I said that Alex Ovechkin can be a dirty bastard&#8211;and yes, he can be&#8211;and then I took a shot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conspiracy This</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/04/02/conspiracy-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CRY MORE NOOB]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Oh those Russians]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, let&#8217;s clear a few things up about last night: 1) THERE IS NO FREAKING CONSPIRACY ON THE PART OF THE NHL, THE OFFICIALS, OR ANY OTHER ENTITIES TO GET THE CAPITALS INTO THE PLAYOFFS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE HURRICANES. SO STOP COMMENTING AND SENDING ME E-MAULS WITH THAT SPECIOUS ARGUMENT, BECAUSE IT HOLDS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small E-Peen Syndrome and You</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/03/11/small-e-peen-syndrome-and-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great Wailing, Gnashing of Teeth, OH THE HUMANITY &#8211; hfboards.com Yes, once again the vast majority of the Caniac Nation is up in arms over Scott Cullen&#8217;s &#8220;Rankings of Who I Like&#8221;. Nastygrammes have been written, whines have been posted in various places, and people are even bitching on the concourses at the RBC. All I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t win &#8216;em all</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/02/29/cant-win-em-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew it was going to be a rough day when I went to move a monitor at work and my back said &#8220;GUESS AGAIN KIDDO!&#8221; So you can&#8217;t say that I wasn&#8217;t prepared for last night&#8217;s game&#8211;though I was hoping to actually be at the game, rather than flat on my back AGAIN praying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Weekend</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/02/25/crazy-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this Saturday I had to watch the Caps-Canes barnburner on teh t00b&#8211;which robbed me of these choice comedic moments: Olaf Kolzig throwing a little tantrum and breaking his stick after the Hurricanes&#8217; fourth goal. The goal horn at the RBC blowing a lung. The Caps fans that bused in going home quietly. (I kid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Done.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/02/06/done-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who listened to NHL Live today to hear Don and EJ goof on me, here is what I wrote from the depths of my server room: Guys, If the only way the Hurricanes can make the playoffs is to be third-by-default, then I don&#8217;t want them to make the playoffs at all. Period. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From Bad to Worse&#8230;and Then Back to Bad</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/07/30/from-bad-to-worseand-then-back-to-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/07/30/from-bad-to-worseand-then-back-to-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of Emperor Paul I: NHL in talks with Bristol. Bettman says &#8220;What can I say, we miss our old abusive relationship.&#8221; Because really, The Worldwide Leader In Rodeo didn&#8217;t give the NHL short enough shrift (and act enough like the League only has five teams) the first time around. More exposure? From Bristol? If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kama Sutra, The Hall of Fame, y etwas otros</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/06/28/the-kama-sutra-the-hall-of-fame-y-etwas-otros/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/06/28/the-kama-sutra-the-hall-of-fame-y-etwas-otros/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Free Agency]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relax, this is going to be G-rated. Well, PG-rated and catering to juvenile senses of humor at any rate. Word around the Caniac Campfire is that Niclas &#8220;Mr. OT&#8221; Wallin is being asked if he&#8217;d be willing to waive his no-trade clause so that he can go to Philadelphia in exchange for Joni Pitkanen. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And people had the bollocks to bitch.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/06/14/and-people-had-the-bollocks-to-bitch/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/06/14/and-people-had-the-bollocks-to-bitch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I blasted the NHL&#8217;s decision to go with OLN/Versus for their NHL coverage, I had so many people telling me that I should just be happy hockey is on TV. Those same people are now bitching because Versus has, once again, bollocksed up coverage and is apparently not willing to do anything about other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fluke this, Drekhead.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/30/fluke-this-drekhead/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/30/fluke-this-drekhead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damien Cox: ZOMGFLUKE? Gee, what a surprise&#8211;Toronto mediot Damien Cox is calling last year&#8217;s Cup finalists both flukes because of their travails this season. Oh, he tries not to say it, but please&#8211;that&#8217;s about as transparent as a piece of Scotch invis-o-tape on a windowpane. I tell you what, if it&#8217;s not some smacktard sore [...]]]></description>
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