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	<title>Sweet Tea, Barbecue, and Bodychecks &#187; Colin Campbell is a clownshoe</title>
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	<description>Rants about hockey (chiefly the Carolina Hurricanes) from an Adopted Southerner. Occasionally I also talk about cooking.</description>
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		<title>Clownshoe Colin at it again</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2011/09/27/clownshoe-colin-at-it-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I didn&#8217;t see anything. Did you see anything? That video doesn&#8217;t prove anything.&#8221; &#8212; Colin Campbell Ironic, really. Not even a week after some jackwagon in London, ON threw a banana peel at Pflyers forward Wayne Simmonds, the man&#8217;s back in the news&#8211;and this time for something not very sympathetic. Of course, it&#8217;s also ironic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As if we needed any more proof&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2009/05/22/as-if-we-needed-any-more-proof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.that there is no Vast Anti-Hurricanes Conspiracy in the ECF: Ryan Bayda gets lucky, only fined for cheap high-stick to Kris Letang&#8217;s grill &#8212; WRALSportsFan.com Yeah fellow Caniacs, you heard me. My Man Ryan Bayda, the dude that I called as a Hurricanes draft pick in &#8217;01, got lucky. He should have been suspended. Scott [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tinfoil hats and cheap hits</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2009/05/20/tinfoil-hats-and-cheap-hits/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2009/05/20/tinfoil-hats-and-cheap-hits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 22:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Colin Campbell is a clownshoe]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Matt Cooke is a punk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been a great hue and cry raised in various areas about the Vast NHL Conspiracy to keep the Hurricanes and the Blackhawks (especially the Hurricanes) from advancing to the SCF&#8211;after only one game. Wow. That&#8217;s all I can say, just &#8220;wow&#8221;. Kids, really; there is no conspiracy. This is the NHL&#8211;they can&#8217;t even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Send In the Clownshoe</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/03/14/send-in-the-clownshoe/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2008/03/14/send-in-the-clownshoe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Colin Campbell is a clownshoe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WELL. The big topic today is an article in the N&#38;O about the stupidity of the NHL when it comes to handing out suspensions. Luke has also blogged a followup, and of course there are comments. I don&#8217;t know that I totally agree with Luke&#8217;s math, but the main thrust of the article is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And speaking of holiday spirit&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/27/and-speaking-of-holiday-spirit/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/27/and-speaking-of-holiday-spirit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Colin Campbell is a clownshoe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colton Orr is a punk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Colton Orr used his forearm and elbow to give Matt Cullen a nice concussion (and a busted snoot) last night. In return, the Hurricanes gave the Rangers the game. You&#8217;re welcome. The game was a blur to me, really. It was just a long nightmare of gaffes and goofs and a complete lack of physicality [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hands of Feet, Brain of Polenta</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/19/hands-of-feet-brain-of-polenta/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/19/hands-of-feet-brain-of-polenta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well. In the midst of all the hubbub last night, those of us who couldn&#8217;t make the game and don&#8217;t have Centre Ice missed this gem: It&#8217;s a don&#8217;t-blink-or-you&#8217;ll-miss-it move, but Craig Adams high-sticked Alexander Steen&#8230;and then followed it up with a bonk on Steen&#8217;s head with the butt-end of his stick. He got a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t go for the head? Chop his foot off instead!</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/16/cant-go-for-the-head-chop-his-foot-off-instead/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/16/cant-go-for-the-head-chop-his-foot-off-instead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chris Simon is a punk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s go to the videotape: As you see in this clip, Jarkko Ruutu is standing by the bench jawing at an Islander (Looked like Andy Sutton, but I could be wrong). Officials intervene as Chris Simon skates up to the bench. Suddenly, Ruutu collapses as Simon stomps down on his ankle with his skate&#8211;not once, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two games.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/11/27/two-games/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/11/27/two-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have got to be kidding me. Here&#8217;s a better view of the hit. You see in that video that Hartnell was coming from somewhere out around Harrisburg, had plenty of time to let up, and didn&#8217;t. His two games must be because Albert was lucky enough to not get injured. Either that or Bobby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS: Colin Campbell is clownshoes</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/10/29/breaking-news-colin-campbell-is-clownshoes/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/10/29/breaking-news-colin-campbell-is-clownshoes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Randy Jones Orpiks Patrice Bergeron, gets only two games &#8212; TSN And, of course, excuses are being made for Jones: he&#8217;s a n00b, it&#8217;s his first major, it&#8217;s Bergeron&#8217;s fault cos Grapes said so, blah blah fricking blah de blah. So of course he should be excused for not letting up and barrelling right into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ow My Head</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/18/ow-my-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cam Janssen is a punk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Simon is a punk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another weekend in the NHL, and another couple hits to the head. Let&#8217;s go to the videotape. People&#8217;s Exhibit A: Feeling invulnerable after getting what amounts to no suspension for his elbow on Tomas Kaberle, Cam Janssen decides to launch an elbow at Chad LaRose&#8217;s head in retaliation for little Rosie hanging two goals on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well isn&#8217;t that lovely?</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/09/well-isnt-that-lovely/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/09/well-isnt-that-lovely/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got home from work about half an hour ago, and was greeted by the above link. What I saw made me pretty ill&#8211;and this is nothing new for Chris Simon, either. He pulled the same kind of shit on little Sami Kapanen a few years back (when Sami still wore the Sightless Eye), but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Q: When is an elbow not an elbow?</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/05/when-is-an-elbow-not-an-elbow/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/05/when-is-an-elbow-not-an-elbow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A: When you lead with the shoulder. We&#8217;ve all seen the video and read the reports (and a few message board posts, and a few other blog posts), so we know what happened. On a night when Hall of Fame cheapshot artist Scott Stevens was in the Swamp, Devils thug Cam Janssen decided to line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Leftovers</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/01/01/monday-leftovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so let&#8217;s reheat the whole brouhaha surrounding my alleged assertion that result should factor into suspensions. The Capitals faced off against the Rangers the other night, and Colton Orr got himself five games for running across the ice and cross-checking Alex Ovechkin in the grill (an act that undoubtedly pleased more than a few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, now that&#8217;s funny.</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2006/12/27/oh-now-thats-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2006/12/27/oh-now-thats-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-HENJTl0G4 To put this video into its proper context (which the maker of that video apparently wasn&#8217;t willing to do): The fans had been booing Ovechkin (and hollering a few death threats at him as well, no doubt) from the moment the puck dropped. Briere flagrantly speared Ovechkin in the nards&#8211;and naturally, there was no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You cannot be serious</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2006/12/22/you-cannot-be-serious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Acid Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scott Nichol gets nine games for sucker-punching Jaro Spacek, Erik Cole rolls eyes. Film at 11. OK, I can see one game, more if there was injury involved. But Spacek wasn&#8217;t hurt&#8211;so where the fuck did Clownshoe Campbell come up with NINE GAMES?  It wasn&#8217;t like anyone&#8217;s neck was broken or anything. Don&#8217;t tell me&#8211;this [...]]]></description>
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