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	<title>Sweet Tea, Barbecue, and Bodychecks &#187; Chris Simon is a punk</title>
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	<description>Rants about hockey (chiefly the Carolina Hurricanes) from an Adopted Southerner. Occasionally I also talk about cooking.</description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t go for the head? Chop his foot off instead!</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/12/16/cant-go-for-the-head-chop-his-foot-off-instead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s go to the videotape: As you see in this clip, Jarkko Ruutu is standing by the bench jawing at an Islander (Looked like Andy Sutton, but I could be wrong). Officials intervene as Chris Simon skates up to the bench. Suddenly, Ruutu collapses as Simon stomps down on his ankle with his skate&#8211;not once, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ow My Head</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/18/ow-my-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another weekend in the NHL, and another couple hits to the head. Let&#8217;s go to the videotape. People&#8217;s Exhibit A: Feeling invulnerable after getting what amounts to no suspension for his elbow on Tomas Kaberle, Cam Janssen decides to launch an elbow at Chad LaRose&#8217;s head in retaliation for little Rosie hanging two goals on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well isn&#8217;t that lovely?</title>
		<link>http://acidqueen.projectremains.com/2007/03/09/well-isnt-that-lovely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got home from work about half an hour ago, and was greeted by the above link. What I saw made me pretty ill&#8211;and this is nothing new for Chris Simon, either. He pulled the same kind of shit on little Sami Kapanen a few years back (when Sami still wore the Sightless Eye), but [...]]]></description>
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