19 Sep 2007 @ 9:58 AM 

WELL.

Ex-Hurricane and fan favorite Jesse Boulerice has come full circle, trying out for a spot on the Philadelphia Flyers–and what a job he’s done so far!

CRY MORE, NOOB

That’s Cam Janssen, crying like the noob that he is because he separated a shoulder in his second fight with the Mark XXXVI Bolo. The excuse the Devils are using for their Chief Elbowchucker getting pwned like the punk-ass bitch that he is? “The jerseys tear real easy”.

Cry more, noobs. Just cos they’re lighter, that doesn’t mean that they’re rip-stop. Duh.

 18 Mar 2007 @ 3:02 PM 

Another weekend in the NHL, and another couple hits to the head.

Let’s go to the videotape.

People’s Exhibit A: Feeling invulnerable after getting what amounts to no suspension for his elbow on Tomas Kaberle, Cam Janssen decides to launch an elbow at Chad LaRose’s head in retaliation for little Rosie hanging two goals on whiny bitch Marty Brodeur and helping chase Brodeur from the net in yesterday’s 7-1 Romp in the Swamp.

People’s Exhibit B: Jordin Tootoo lays out Mike Modano fair and square (and gets slashed for it–with, of course, no call–by Modano), then does the foolish thing and turns to sucker-punch Stephane Robidas and lay him flat out on the ice at the Litter Box. I understand defending oneself, I really do–but there’s a very fine line between self defense and a sucker-punch, and Toots crossed that line.

Be that as it may:

This shit has got to stop. I don’t give a tinker’s damn what some knuckledragger thinks about crap like this. Nobody–and I mean nobody–deserves that. This isn’t part of “The Code”. This isn’t part of “hard-hitting hockey”. This is complete and utter bulldada, it’s a danger to the health of the players, it’s a complete and utter lack of respect, it’s been allowed to go on for far too long, and Clownshoe Colin Campbell needs to do one of two things:

1) Step up to the plate and start levying some meaningful suspensions and fines on a consistent basis any time a hit gets delivered to a player’s head–whether that player is a first-liner or an ECHL callup.

2) Step aside and let somebody come in who has the bollocks to step up and do 1).

That’s the way it’s gotta be.


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