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Black is Badass

10 Sep 2008 @ 12:27 PM

(picture courtesy carolinahurricanes.com)

The jerseys are here, and they actually look pretty good.

The to-do itself was kinda eh, mostly because a dude from a certain AM station tried to monopolize the proceedings with a bunch of immature questions that just made everyone roll eyes (except for one question–”do you think the black has a slimming effect?” that led to some comedic gold from Tim Gleason). They go on sale at the Caniac Carnival later this month. $300 will get you a jersey AND if you’re one of the first 200 to buy them you get an EZ-Pass to the front of the autograph lines.

Hurry up and get ‘em before GRANDMA and the rest of the eBay memorabilia sellers snap up all the chances to get to the front of the autograph lines.

Posted By: The Acid Queen
Last Edit: 10 Sep 2008 @ 12:27 PM

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No Country For Dirtbags

10 Sep 2008 @ 12:16 PM

Just when you thought it was safe to have your kids at a training camp, sleazebag and all-around shitpile David Frost has gotten clearance from the OPP to go to Phoenix for the Coyotes training camp.

‘Yotes GM Don Maloney, on the other hand, has declared Frost PNG and has said that if their prospect Adam Keefe (kid bro of former Frost ~~victim~~ protege Sheldon Keefe) is associated with that fleabag, then the kid is PNG too.

Who in their right mind gave this pillock clearance to leave the province of Ontario, and who in the State Department is responsible for letting him cross the border? For all the times the US has barred authors, doctors, historians, and scholars for little more than saying something that somebody didn’t like, why the hells couldn’t they keep this piece of crap out? Was it because he didn’t say that he was going to take a shotgun and fire it in the general direction of military jets that were flying low (but not nearly low enough to get hit by shotgun pellets)? Or because he’s not a community activist for poor farmers? Maybe it was because he hasn’t run for Parliament as a member of a minority party or because he didn’t publicly say that he experimented with LSD back in the 60s?

Somebody please explain it to me, cos I don’t get it–of course, I also don’t get how a sports drink or Nad’s can blow up an airplane, so…

(oops, guess I won’t be allowed to fly out to visit my sister anymore–sorry sis, guess I gotta drive or take a train from now on!)