02 Apr 2008 @ 7:52 AM 

OK, let’s clear a few things up about last night:

1) THERE IS NO FREAKING CONSPIRACY ON THE PART OF THE NHL, THE OFFICIALS, OR ANY OTHER ENTITIES TO GET THE CAPITALS INTO THE PLAYOFFS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE HURRICANES. SO STOP COMMENTING AND SENDING ME E-MAULS WITH THAT SPECIOUS ARGUMENT, BECAUSE IT HOLDS ABOUT AS MUCH WATER AS A LEAKY SIEVE.

2) I shouldn’t have to write that in all-caps, but nothing gets on my tits more than whining about officiating after a loss.

3) Alex Ovechkin is a fun player to watch and he has leet skillz, but he can be a dirty bastard who gets away with a lot more than he should.

4) Scoring overcomes crappy officiating.

5) The Hurricanes were outplayed from the first puck-drop to the final buzzer. So stop whining.

6) The Hurricanes hold their destiny in their hands.

7) Meredith in Richmond can bite me–and on Friday, I’m going to kick her of the top of Pilot Mountain Jet Li style to drive the point home.

8 ) EJ Hradek can bite me. Him and that damnable towel of his. *shakes fist*

9) I’m going to do my work today and let the Hurricanes do whatever it is that they’re going to do.

10) I’m cutting my hair. Those of you who know me well know how significant that is.

Canes take on the Lightning at 7:00 tonight. Be there or be square.



 

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  1. Tyler Green says:

    Given that you’re the first person I’ve ever heard describe Alex Ovechkin as dirty, I wonder what you’d offer as supporting evidence…

  2. acidqueen says:

    I am HARDLY “the first person” to say that Ovechkin (and I quote) “can be a dirty bastard”. Perhaps you need to get out more?

    But fine:

    Cross-checking. Charging. Leaving his feet to deliver a check (which is part of charging, but still). And the occasional elbow or two.

    But if he doesn’t get called for it then I guess it didn’t happen, right?

    I like the guy. I admire his skills and I think he’s one of the best things to happen to the NHL in a long time–if you bothered to actually pay attention you would know that I’ve sung his praises on many many occasions in this space. But I’m not blind.

  3. Rich says:

    Say what you will but I was there and I saw the black helicopters. I’ve seen us lose twice no in the verizon center. I’ll never go again. I’m a freaking Jinx. I leave Raleigh and bam stanley cup. I go to games and they skate in quicksand.

  4. Kate says:

    Dear Gary Bettman-

    Why does Alex Ovechkin get away with far more than I do? Am I not a superstar as well?

    -Eric Staal.

    Ok- far from the real thing, lol. But you get my drift- AO gets away with way too much.

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