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Rumors, Bargains, and Lies (Labour Day Edition)

31 Aug 2007 @ 4:51 PM

So mi hombre Bubba posted t’other day about my soul-brother Bret of the Gimpy Hip. A commenter who is apparently a friend of a friend of Kristi Yamaguchi’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate said that Bret’s fixin’ to retire, and that it’s all done but the press conference.

(So I’m late–I HAD TO WORK, OKAY?)

It all reeks of smoke and mirrors to me and to Miz Mer, who is a little more forceful on the subject than I.

I was going to call it out-and-out bulldada, but now that I think about it, it is a little suspicious that Bret didn’t come down here for Camp Brind’amour. Colour me guarded about this whole thing.

Posted By: The Acid Queen
Last Edit: 31 Aug 2007 @ 04:51 PM

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