05 Jun 2007 @ 3:13 PM 

Oh, now this is funny.

It’s all Sean Hill’s fault that the Mo-ple Leafs missed the playoffs this season.

Were it a Leaf that had been popped and the situations reversed, would JFJ be crying? Of course not. Leafs fans are angry at another year without a Cup, playoffs, and Lil’ Fergie needs somebody to blame so that the fans don’t come marching down Younge Street with torches and pitchforks to re-enact the opening :15 of “Witch Hunt”.

Enter one Sean Hill. Hockey player, performance-enhancing substance user–and JFJ’s roomie when they both played for the Godless Habominations. I’m still waiting to find out what Hill got popped for, kids. What did he take, and when did he take it? And for that matter, if it was ‘roids then how did he manage to avoid showing signs of use? Was it the cream? The clear? Rogaine?  Lanacaine?  What was it?

Whatever. Hilly was appealing his suspension during the stretch, he was–under the rules–allowed to play during that appeal process, and he is not the reason why the Leafs choked a bid at the 8th seed in the East. The Isles outplayed the Leafs as a team during the last two weeks of the season, while the Leafs did their best impression of the 03-04 Hurricanes and Chairman Mo made his usual excuses.

If you want somebody to blame, Fergie, blame DUBIELEWICZ. It’s all his fault.


Posted By: The Acid Queen
Last Edit: 06 Jun 2007 @ 07:30 AM



Responses to this post » (4 Total)

  1. Kate says:

    Un-freaking-believable! Then again- it is the Leafs so maybe it is to be expected.

  2. nuts4pucks says:

    Oh, this is tooooo funny. I believe a general topic of conversation among the die-hard hockey media at the time of the actual imposition of the suspension was the fact that Hill had tested positive in February and was allowed to continue playing under the appeal process that is part of the league’s drug policy.

    JFJ is just now finding out about this? He truly does have his head somewhere it doesn’t belong! And just goes to confirm my belief that all the Maple Leaf connected are completely delusional.

  3. CasonBlog says:

    I pity the fool who gets in the way of Toronto’s manfiest destiny.

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