13
Apr
07

Ladies and Gentlemen….

I present to you the bravest man in Western New York:

Buffalo U Student: I am not a Sabres fan.

I give him two things:

1) Props for being so balls-out

2) Until Monday to live. Sunday morning if the Slugs lose tomorrow night.

Either that or he’ll just get his car door kicked in.


6 Responses to “Ladies and Gentlemen….”


  1. 1 Chet Zeshonski Apr 13th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    He’s hardly alone as a Ranger fan at UB: a large percentage of the students at UB come from NYC in general (and Long Island in particular). Islander fans definitely outnumber Ranger fans there.

    That said, I find it hard to take seriously a 22-year old “lifetime” Ranger fan who’s been watching his team since he was, what, probably 9? Yeah, probably 9 - right around the time his team ended its 54-year drought and won the Cup. And he’s complaining about “bandwagon fans”? Feh. Gimme a break. Yankee fans were nowhere to be found on UB’s campus in the late ’80s and early ’90s - until they became a good team and started winning again. And then the baseball caps were everywhere.

  2. 2 Chet Zeshonski Apr 13th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    TANGENT: Much has been made of the “curse” of winning the President’s Trophy. Why does everyone seem incapable of extending the math?

    * Trophy winners: 11
    * Cup winners: 3

    Okay, fine - 3 of 11 won the Cup, and 8 didn’t, a 3-8 record. But during those 11 seasons, there were 165 playoff teams that did NOT win the President’s Trophy. And only 8 of them won the Stanley Cup - an 8-157 record.

    So:

    * Odds (11 years) that the PT winner wins the Cup: 27.2%
    * Odds (11 years) of any single non-PT team winning the Cup: 4.8%

    It oughta be clear to anybody that you’re much better off winning the PT than not winning it. But all you ever hear about is the “curse” of winning it.

  3. 3 acidqueen Apr 15th, 2007 at 5:02 am

    Why does everyone seem incapable of extending the math?

    Oh right, because the first nine times the giant martini glass was awarded don’t count of course.

    Trophy winners: 20
    Cup winners: 6

    That’s less than a 33.2 percent (repeating of course) percentage of winning–so I wouldn’t be so quick to award the Slugs the Cup there, champ.

  4. 4 Doogie2K Apr 15th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    I was hoping the Oilers would meet the Sabres in last year’s finals, but this year, I want nothing to do with them. Why? Look at their fucking backup goalie. You remember him, right, AQ? I will cry tears of rage if he gets a Stanley Cup before Ryan Smyth.

  5. 5 acidqueen Apr 15th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    That alone would be proof that there is no justice at all in this world, Doogie.

    :(

  6. 6 Chet Zeshonski Apr 16th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    I’m not going to bag on your math, but the 3 Cup wins among the 9 previous trophies makes for a better percentage of Cup winners: 30% (6/20) vs. 27.3% (3/11). (The last 11 years are frequently cited because the NHL went to the three-division format 12 years ago, roughly. Lockout exceptions, etc.)

    Also, I’m not quick to award the Sabres anything. I didn’t say they’d win the Cup. And I certainly wouldn’t base my position on the President’s Trophy.

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