Archive for January, 2007

29
Jan

The Blogger Who Came in From the Cold

A little less than a year ago, I posted in the old blogspace about IM conversations with Eklund–and yes, I am still completely convinced that it was him.

I said my piece, I then declared a moratorium, and I let Eklund and his fanbois (including TSN’s Bob McKenzie) take their snide little potshots at me with impunity. I said nothing and allowed them to effectively call me a bald-faced liar, because I had said that I was done discussing Dwayne Klessel and would discuss him no further–and I am nothing if not a woman of my word.

I realize now that I made a serious mistake in allowing those indignities to go unchallenged, because in so doing I allowed Mr. Klessel’s twisted and warped perception to become a twisted and warped reality for far too many people–one individual even went so far as to make completely baseless comments about my mental stability…and deliberately told a bald-faced lie in the course of making those comments. I say that he deliberately told a lie, because even after I corrected him he refused to retcon his post or acknowledge that he was incorrect.

As for me? I am many things, but I am neither a liar nor am I “mentally disturbed”.

So why, you may ask, am I finally breaking my long silence with a post about Dwayne K. Klessel?

Read on.

In this thread on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s website, Mr. Klessel attempts to play himself off as an innocent party (with the help of an anonymous fanboi who winds up inadvertently putting the pre-emptive lie to one of Eklund’s later statements) and act as if he’s Bragi’s gift to hockey bloggers. Eric McErlain, Paul Kukla, and Da Chief all take their turns commenting–and Eklund dodges each and every last one of them.

As usual, Dwayne-o refuses to answer any questions, continues to insist that he’s “anonymous” even though his real identity has been uncovered more than a few times, and makes continued futile attempts to paint himself as the King of All New Hockey Media rather than a man who can’t keep a story straight if you put a gun to his head. He is grossly misleading the public, and that is something that I cannot abide.

I have returned, friends. I have returned.

02
Jan

Walkabout

People,

I’m going radio-silent for a while. A couple months or so, more than likely. I’ll post the occasional creative challenge-post over at HLOG and rotate the header pic here every now and again, but other than that I’m not going to be doing a whole lot of posting (at least in this space) because I’ll be going on a walkabout. I’ve had a couple of personal epiphanies, and I want to ponder them for a while.

Keep the light on for me, I’ll be back. Go Canes.
AQ

02
Jan

My Nephew, the Cementhead

I opened my inbox this morning to find the following from The Pregnant Motie Warrior:

I just wanted to let you know, in case mom hadn’t, that Flea had an accident on Thurs., and ended up with a left parietal scull fracture (above his left ear). He’s fine and acting like his normal adorable self. His daycare provider was putting him down for his morning nap and slipped on a blanket- she went down, and Flea went up, then down. We took him in to the Children’s Hospital right after it happened, he had a CAT scan done, we talked to 2 neurosurgeons, and we had to stay overnight for observation. There isn’t any damage (no bleeding, pressure, etc.), other than the fracture, and like I said, it hasn’t affected Flea’s disposition at all. The doc’s gave him/us the ok to go home on Friday. Unfortunately, he has another cold, and is uber-teething. Last night, there was a little blood in Flea’s mouth- we don’t know if it’s a tooth coming through, or if he scratched his gum with his fingernail (he chews on his hands with a vengeance!) Emo-Boy’s sister and her fiance’ (the doctor) were here for a few days over the weekend. He just did a month of Pediatrics (residency), so we picked his brain a bit. He felt Flea was doing great. I tell you, that boy (Flea) is one tough cookie! And, of course, he charmed the pants off the entire hospital staff! We do have to go back to Children’s in late March to have a follow-up done, and to make sure he’s healing well. My little bruiser! Anyway, all else is well and good. Talk to you later. Happy New Year!

Summary: The Flea broke his head, but he’ll be OK (and he’s making a case for becoming either a defenseman, a goalie, or a rugby player when he grows up).

Flea and Emo-Boy

Is that a cute kid, or what?

01
Jan

Monday Leftovers

OK, so let’s reheat the whole brouhaha surrounding my alleged assertion that result should factor into suspensions.

The Capitals faced off against the Rangers the other night, and Colton Orr got himself five games for running across the ice and cross-checking Alex Ovechkin in the grill (an act that undoubtedly pleased more than a few drunken losers). When the Flyers-Canes game wound down last night, Derian Hatcher charged across the ice and cross-checked Justin Williams in the back (an act that undoubtedly pleased a few more drunken losers)–and he’ll get no suspension for it.
Donald Brashear, meanwhile, got only one game for sucker-punching Aaron Ward–because there was no injury.

If that’s why Brashear only got one game for his antics, then can somebody who is not a Sabres fan please explain to me why it’s OK that Scott Nichol got nine games for doing the same thing to Jaroslav Spacek?

When is intent to injure not intent to injure, and what are Clownshoe Colin’s parameters for handing out suspensions?  That’s what I’d like to know.




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