12
Sep
06

Tank pops tread, out six months; Mr. Gena Lee Nolin invited to training camp.

LIKE WE NEVER SAW THIS COMING, HUH?

Frankie Kaberle wound up needing shoulder surgery after all, and he’ll be out until March or thereabouts. This is disappointing, but really not all that surprising. The ‘Canes did fairly well last season with a pretty banged-up roster, so we’ll see how they do this time around.

Life, hope, you get the picture.

In the wake of that announcement, a new addition was made to the training camp roster: Unsigned free agent Cale Hulse, late of the Calgary Flames and third husband of B-movie starlet and ex-Baywatch bimbette (not to mention Playboy centerfold) Gena Lee Nolin.

Wow, I sure feel secure about our title defense now.

Pass me the Redstone kids, I have a feeling I’ll need it before long.


4 Responses to “Tank pops tread, out six months; Mr. Gena Lee Nolin invited to training camp.”


  1. 1 David Sep 12th, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Go him, or go her? I just can’t decide.

    Kaberle’s surgery could wind up being a good thing in the long run. If he passed on it, I could see him being “half-injured” all year. Hopefully he’ll come back 100% now.

  2. 2 CasonBlog Sep 12th, 2006 at 10:19 am

    It will all be worth it if Gena Lee brings along the twins ;) Imagine the drama of an ongoing cat fight with the Storm Squad…

  3. 3 acidqueen Sep 13th, 2006 at 3:33 am

    Yeah, drama. That’ll be all we need, eh?

  4. 4 swabbubba Sep 13th, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    Maybe she can sing the anthem. She is a Canadian. Hope the Canes have a good year. I hope to catch them when they play the Flames.

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