Archive for January, 2006

31
Jan

An open letter to a dirty thief.

Dear “Mr. Pheer”:

I didn’t give you permission to hijack my Atom feed and pass off stuff that I post in MY blog as your own writing so that you can turn a profit. I’ve disabled my blog’s feed now, specifically because of you and your scumsucking thievery.

To my readers that have been inconvenienced by this, I give my apologies. My blog isn’t the only one that this miserable piece of monkey-crap has decided to thieve from–he’s also thieving from Kukla’s Corner, Jes Golbez’s Hockey Rants, Vancouver Canucks Op-Ed (the proprietors of which have disabled their RSS feed), and several others.

Fuck you very much you dirtbag, and please get the hell off the Internet.

Sincerely,

The Acid Queen

(BTW, readers–eWoss.com DOES have my permission to syndicate my blog.)

31
Jan

Oh man…..

Poor Walt, he just can’t catch a break (and he’ll never live down his preseason suspension, either).

Image sent to me by Mae in San Jose.

31
Jan

Completely random entry.

OK, so I tell somebody a couple weeks ago that IMO the Northeast is the most competitive division in the NHL, and that the NW was the most competitive until the Canucks went into the tank.

Then the Canucks wake up and start playing better, the Leafs go into the tank, and I’m wiping egg off my grill.

Errrr….oops? :D

30
Jan

Weighting Game

You’ve all been waiting for this post, haven’t you?

Yeah.

Here’s the deal:

TO ST. LOUIS:

Carolina’s first-round pick in 2006
Toronto’s fourth-round pick in 2006 (the one we got for O’Neill)
Chicago’s fourth-round pick in 2007 (the one we got for Vrbata)
Mike Zigomanis
Jesse Boulerice
the rights to Magnus Kahnberg

TO CAROLINA:

Doug Weight
Erkki Rajamaki

Wow.

My thoughts:

Wow.

Do I think the ‘Canes overpaid for what may well turn out to be a rental? It certainly looks that way….however:

On one hand:

The Hurricanes acquire a hell of a playmaker. Not a Ron Francis, no–but somebody who can still set ‘em up quite well.

On the other hand:

The loss of Mike Zigomanis and Jesse Boulerice will hurt our depth, as will the loss of those draft picks.

But on the gripping hand….

Neither Ottawa nor Philly get the guy, and the Hurricanes are positioning themselves to go deep.

The 2006 draft is projected to be on the wimpy side once you get out of the Top 10–so the loss of the draft picks comes as no surprise to me, because JimR has a tendency to trade out of wimpy drafts and trade in to stronger ones. When the ‘Canes acquired Stephen Peat from Washington, Jesse Boulerice’s days were numbered because of his post-lockout struggles on the ice. His attack of the Stupids during the Hurricanes’ last game with the Crapitals effectively sealed his fate, so losing him was a foregone conclusion. Ziggy, though moving for great justice !!!, was pretty much at the end of his rope with the ‘Canes. He had to move for the sake of his development, and he can get some quality ice time in St. Loo. Magnus Kahnberg wasn’t going to ever be signed by the ‘Canes, so he was no great loss as far as I’m concerned. Rajamakki, if he comes back over to North America, will serve as depth in Lowell (which is not a bad thing).

In the final analysis, this is a very good trade for Carolina, especially since some of the pressure will be taken off our existing centers (and the burden of icetime will be taken off the Warchief somewhat) and the team will get a guy that is known to several of the players and the coach. It’s also a good trade for St. Loo, in the sense that they get some draft picks and depth guys to help rebuild the team in the wake of their continuing post-lockout fire sale.

29
Jan

Farewell, Mr. Whalercane.

Saturday night saw the retirement of Ron Francis’ #10 in a very moving ceremony.

And, in a move that came as a surprise to absolutely no one that’s paid any attention at all to the history of the Carolina Hurricanes, Bristol showed their collective asses by refusing to even acknowledge it.

One cool thing was this:

How neat is that, eh? Every ‘Canes player wore a Francis jersey for warmups.

The ceremony was quite moving, and really very simple. The Mighty Forslund served as master of ceremonies (and did a wonderful job), and The Eternal Captain led the Hurricanes out onto the ice one last time. The folks in Section 328 started a “RONNIE FRANCIS!” chant that wound up getting picked up by every section, and stopped only when the man of the hour started to speak.

The whole thing is here.

Some folks were a little annoyed by little ticky-tack things, but honestly? I thought they did a very good job. It wasn’t a big overblown gaudy thing like Messier’s number retirement was, and it took exactly as long as it needed to take. It was, in all ways, a lot like Ron Francis–low-key and businesslike, with a minimum of hoopla and a lot of class.

Farewell, Mr. Francis. Thanks for the great memories.

28
Jan

Good morning, class.

So.

Tonight the Hurricanes pay tribute to one of the greatest (and classiest) players to ever play the game–Ron Francis. This is the guy who helped the ‘Canes gain a stronger foothold here in the Carolinas (after Kevin Dineen helped hold the team together during the turbulent Greensboro years), and who will forever be remembered as a Whalercane.

He also must have taken all the class with him when he left Hogtown, if Steve Simmons’ latest little gem from the Black Hole Sun is any example:

“Paul Maurice coached Jeff O’Neill for years in Carolina. Shouldn’t he have warned the Leafs about him?”

Wow. LeafsNation’s been coveting Jeffy O for years, they welcome him with open arms and all kinds of sympathy over the death of his eldest brother, and now that he turns out to not be the next Frank Mahovlich, they turn on him.

Wow, talk about your class.

Tonight the ‘Canes will be honoring somebody who’s the epitome of class–while somebody who was once a franchise cornerstone continues to struggle in a town that is infamous for eating their young and throwing class out the window at the drop of a puck.

Very sad.

27
Jan

A very irregular Friday Five

1) BRISTOL SUCKS!

I wish that they HAD gone under back when Howard Baldwin yanked the Whalers’ TV contract–then we wouldn’t hear “the former Hartford Whalers” and “the Hartford/Carolina franchise” and whatever else every time they talk about the Hurricanes on Sportscenter. They don’t call the Avs “the former Quebec Nordiques”. They don’t call the Stars “the former Minnesota North Stars”. They don’t call Calgary’s team “the former Atlanta Flames”. And they sure as fuck don’t call the Coyotes “the former Winnipeg Jets”.

So what the hell gives? Oh wait, that’s right–The Worldwide Leader In Shit is just doing what they’ve been doing for well over 24 years now (that being bashing the ‘Canes), because they all suck. Especially Stu Scott, because nobody gives a rat’s ass which hoops players or footballers went to UNC–except, of course, for him.

Go Navy.

2) The people that whined (and, in the case of one idiot on a message board I read, are STILL whining) about Ron Francis Night being on a Saturday against Atlanta need to siddown and STFU. Mr. Francis was consulted on which night he’d prefer, you freakin’ morons–so kwitcherbellyachin’ and just go to the friggin’ game. Sheesh.

3) Get-well wishes to Christy, proprietress of Behind the Jersey.

4) The Carolina Hurricanes now have as many wins at this point in the season as they had in all of 2001-2002. Screw justice–I want a Cup.

5) WTF Thrashers? They’re plummeting down my list, with all the goonery. With guys like Hossa and Kovalchuk, they shouldn’t have to play dirty–that’s the province of the Philthadelphia Flyers and Washington Crapitals.

And that’s your Friday Five.

21
Jan

Doof bleibt doof……

Ay caramba.

So let’s see–the ‘Canes are at the top of the NHL, and have a surprisingly slack crowd against the Islanders on Thursday night. So of course the Idiot Brigade in the fanbase has commenced to whining that “we suck as fans” and engaging in the exact same shit that we’ve bitched about for years–calling this a bad market because the RBC isn’t sold out for every single game.

Just got back from the game and was disgusted with the showing of fans for the game.

Doesn’t the best in the NHL deserve more than that?

12,000 in attendance is an embarrassment. This organization should be getting worried about this market. What the hell would it be like if the Canes were 10-32 instead of 32-10? 6,000 or less? Ridiculous. The Canes need to do something. A 4 or 5 pack mini-plan would be a nice start. Every other team does something like this.

(And now we are going to hear from all those who have excuses why they can’t go to most of the games………no money, my dog died, I like in Oklahoma or Fayetteville, blah…..blah……blah). Go Canes………..and if you really care I’ll see you at the RBC EACH AND EVERY GAME!!!!!

And so on.

That last one is my favorite–that came from some “Sooper Sekrit Team Insider” who made veiled claims to have a line into the locker room and thus knows everything about the team.

Riiiight. Me? I just talk to people.

Look–Thursday’s attendance was teh sux0r. Nobody is denying this. But calling people bad fans because they can’t make every game? What? Screaming and crying for partial season ticket plans when the ‘Canes already offer them? Where was the cheering from these losers when the ‘Canes sold out against the St. Louis freaking Blues (on a Military Appreciation Day–which, btw, is what the Crapitals had when they had 17K in the house)?

Nowhere. That’s where they were.

Let me break it down for the Idiot Brigade: Going to every game does not make one a good fan. Not going to every game does not make one a bad fan. The fanbase needs time, period–or, as another person put it:

Hey, I grew up in Philadelphia in the 70s and they were the joke of the league in attendance as an “expansion club” for years until the Broad Street Bullies won the cup. There was talk that hockey would not survive in Philadelphia and that expansion should never have happened. Sound familiar???!!! Since then, you have to inherit season tickets to regularly see a Flyers game. The point is, it takes years of playoff appearances to kick start interest among casual fans and corporate sponsors. They start leagues and then youth start playing hockey instead of the traditional sports. That does not happen in seven years, particularly if the team is inconsistent AND is in an area where hockey was infrequently seen. To think that playing fantastic hockey for four months is suddenly going to pack the house every night is pretty shortsighted in my opinion. Would I like to see it, you bet! Do I expect to see it yet, no!

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

21
Jan

What. The Hell.

So I’m chatting with my good buddy Golbez last night, and he shows me this:


Motherfucker shoulda gotten a suspension–but that could just be me being a McCarty fangirl.

IN OTHER NEWS:

The Philadelphia Flyers have traded Dennis Seidenberg to Phoenipeg for a man that Rangers fans affectionately call “The Antichrist”–Petr Nedved. It makes me sad that My Man From Mannheim is no longer within easy drooling gawking distance (shut up, people), but at the same time I can’t wait to see the rest of the Rangers-Flyers games this season.

The Carolina Hurricanes have traded Danny Richmond to Chicago for Anton Babchuk, in a move that surprised few. Danny’s been kinda hot-and-cold this season, with a little bit more cold. This move is looked at as a win-win for both teams–the Blackhawks get a local boy, and the ‘Canes get a little bit of size.

And the ‘Canes just keep on truckin’. How they manage to do it with a defense that’s currently razor-thin and an offensive corps that is getting about to that point, I’ll never know. But like Wilson’s Hussars and the Capellan Confederation, they just keep on plugging away.

The only thing that scares me? The P-word.

The shitheads that heap abuse on me and threaten me cos I confiscate their fake IDs? They don’t scare me. But the P-word–that scares me.

16
Jan

There are three sides to every story.

The other day, I received the following e-mail from a reader of mine (posted with his permission):

Hey AQ -

I’ve really enjoyed reading your blog, I share most of your opinions…
and some I don’t! :-) But you have grown to be an authority of all
things ‘Canes IMO, so I’ve decided to ask you about a rather well-worn
subject.

You seem to have a take on why the Whalers moved the Carolina, and if
it’s not too much bother, I’d like to know your opinion.

So far, I’ve heard from some Whalers fans who feel it was an out-n-out
thieft, my brother who’s kinda Whalers fan who seems to believe the same
thing, and a fellow on the Yahoo messageboards who seems to be much more
Karmanos-friendly about the subject.

Thanks for your time and any reply you can render…

I was going to answer it in private e-mail, but decided to post about it here. This will be unpalatable to some who seem to want to paint Pete Karmanos as The Great Satan, but that’s not my problem. My information comes from people like Hartford Whalers season ticket holders and others who are privy to far more information than you or I. Believe it or don’t believe it–my sole interest has always been the hard truth, unflattering or uncomfortable as it may be.

That said:

In my honest opinion, the move didn’t necessarily need to happen–but it did, so here you go. When looking back at the move, there were three parties that contributed to what happened:

The State of Connecticut

The state legislature was slow in coming up with an arena deal. They came up with kind of a half-assed offer, but it was bogged down in a lot of politicking and so didn’t get very far, and was not helped by the fact that Uncle Pete was pretty slack in barracking for a deal. I suspect that he would have gladly agreed to an arena deal that he felt was right–but he didn’t want to put any actual work into it. I also suspect that his demand that he be reimbursed for all losses he had sustained since buying the Whalers was simply a bluff, and that had he gotten an arena deal comparable to the one he enjoys now at the RBC Center, he’d have backed down.

John Rowland, then-Governor of Connecticut:

Federal Bureau of Prisons Inmate #15623-014 was not a fan of hockey, and was only too happy to see the Whalers leave. His comments at the press conference after the move was announced were nothing more than crocodile tears. Rowland was of the opinion that UConn hoops players made better role models than guys like Kevin Dineen, Stu Grimson, Pat Verbeek, Ron Francis, and other Whalers players who did so much to help the community. He essentially told the Whalers not to let the door hit them even as he was publicly mourning their departure for the benefit of the voters, despite what revisionists on either side may say. This is the man who decided to mortgage Connecticut’s treasury in an attempt to win the Patriots away from Foxboro (though the Pats never intended to leave in the first place), and yet said “fuck you” to the professional sports franchise in his own backyard.

Peter J. Karmanos, Jr.

Pete’s reason for moving boils down to something pretty simple: he wanted a much better deal than he had at the Mall. Could he have gotten a better deal in Hartford? Certainly not at the Mall. The deal that Pete Karmanos has in the RBC Center is one of the best in hockey, if not in pro sports. Had the CT legislature been quicker, a little more on the ball, possessed of a lot more foresight and done their best to ego-stroke Pete into staying (something that, IMO, could have been accomplished despite apparent signs that Pete was planning to move the team all along), I honestly believe that the Whalers would still be in Hartford and I’d still be calling myself an Oilers fan. The man is impatient, has a tendency to be petty and let his ego get the better of him (Fedorov offer sheet, anyone?), tends to give in to his temper and pop off without thinking (and at what seems to be the most inopportune moments), and isn’t really possessed of all that much vision. How he became a billionaire is a mystery to me, seriously.

The Move Itself

The Hartford Whalers’ move to North Carolina was possibly one of the worst-handled moves in sports history–better than Bob Irsay’s midnight flight to Indianapolis and better than Norm Green’s flat-out lying to the people of Minnesota, but worse than Art Modell’s move of the Browns v1.0 to Baltimore. Pete could have milked the sympathy card for all it was worth by staying those last two years in Hartford and pointing to the Legislature’s foot-dragging on a new arena and Rowland’s indifference to it all as his reasons for deciding to move on, while wallpapering the Carolinas with a huge marketing blitz as the ESA (now the RBC Center) was being built. Fans could have gotten to watch Whalers games on the tube down here, the fans in Hartford would have been able to give their team a proper farewell, Whalers management would have had time to get their ducks in a row and get ready for the move, things could have gotten off to a much more auspicious start down here, and the pain would have been dulled as much as possible. Uncle Pete could have come out of it smelling like a rose rather than a stinking corpse lily if he’d just shown a little foresight and actually put some thought into things rather than pulling up stakes and spending two years taking a great big shit all over the people of the Triad (for you out-of-staters: Greensboro/Winston-Salem/High Point) and not doing a damn thing to promote the team down here other than to effectively say “we’re here, come see us!”

Pete Karmanos gave in to his temper and his impatience and his ego, and we got what we have today–an war between two fanbases that burned white-hot until about three or four years ago (though people like the Hartford Courant’s Jeff Jacobs do try to fan the flames every now and again), antipathy toward hockey in a good chunk of North Carolina (thanks to the Hurricanes’ horrible handling and treatment of the Triad during the Greensboro years), random embittered folk waging brushfire wars of lies and half-truths on various message boards and blogs in a futile attempt to exact some kind of pointless vengeance, and of course lots and lots of acrimony and needlessly hurt feelings on all sides. All because of a man who lets his own ego trip him up, a legislature that was slow to act, and a criminal in state office that aided and abetted it all.

And that’s my take.

15
Jan

Sunday ruminations, Vorlon edition.

I feel like Sheridan, jumping into the abyss on Z’ha’dum, not knowing what awaits him at the bottom.

I haven’t decided yet if this is a good thing or if I’m just being set up for more heartbreak.

What can I say? This season has been amazing so far. Could this be our year? I don’t know–but the ‘Canes are on a holy mission, and who am I to stand in the way of the gods? It’s very strange. I feel quite calm about all of this. Happy, certainly, and of course celebratory–but at the same time I feel myself being carried along by the Hurricanes’ aura of “it’s worked so far, but we’re not out yet.”

It’s a pretty good feeling. Strange, but good–beauty, in the dark.

14
Jan

I just want you all to see this.

TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

Transitory though it is sure to be, I just want to gaze lovingly upon this for a while.

11
Jan

Hot damn!

Wow.

Well, what can I say about last night? The officiating was shitty on both sides, but the good guys won and proved that scoring (and good goaltending) overcomes bad officiating, and that’s all that matters.

It was also nice to see OLN giving the ‘Canes their due props–which is more than Bristol would ever have done–and being pretty fair in their coverage of the other games in the League. The more balanced commentary is very refreshing, and the camera work and play-by-play calls are getting better. I didn’t see the graininess that was the hallmark of earlier OLN games, so that’s good.

What I’d like to see from the ‘Canes going forward is more of the same that we’ve seen in the first half of the year–the team spirit and tenacity that’s been the hallmark of Peter Laviolette’s tenure as coach. And a little luck wouldn’t hurt, either.

Go Canes.

04
Jan

An Open Letter to the fans in Vancouver

Dear Vancouver fans,

I had the pleasure of visiting your lovely town back in January of 2003, when I went to take in a Canucks game at GM Place–you may have seen me there with my Malik jersey on, or heard me yell “Give ‘em Hell, Harry!” when the puck dropped. Vancouver is a very lovely city, and the folks I met were very friendly, very welcoming, and just plain nice. Even the bums were polite! I loved my trip and look forward to visiting again–hopefully in June, for the Draft.

But I’m not writing this to wax poetic about the fun I had in Vancouver three years ago.

I’m writing it because I did not and do not like what I have seen from you fine folks during the WJCs–specifically, booing and jeering and basically being assy toward the American team every chance you got, even when they WEREN’T playing Team Canada. You want to be mad at Jack Johnson, fine. I understand completely, and I’m not all that happy with his little stunt either.

But come on, folks. There’s no need to bring signs saying “U SUCK USA”, chanting “USA SUCKS”, “GO AWAY USA” and basically treating the visitors from south of 49 like crap. There’s no excuse for it. If the fans in Grand Forks had treated the Canadians that way last year, I know damn good and well that all y’all would have been up in arms over it and screaming and crying about the “classless American fans” and calling for another burning of the White House (don’t think we’ve forgotten about 1812).

Well guess what–you guys are being classless Canadian fans, and giving a black eye to your fellow Canadians. Don’t give me a load of shit about rivalry and patriotism and whatever other excuse you think justifies your horrible conduct–if it’s not cool for us south of the border to boo the Canadian team, then it’s just as uncool for all y’all north of the border to boo the American team. You can’t have it both ways, and don’t even try to justify your assy behaviour to me because I’m not hearing it. Wrong is wrong, classless is classless, and you folks need to just knock it the hell off.

Sincerely,

An upset American fan

(I know, I said to let it go a couple days ago. But it’s just gotten so ridiculous now that I just couldn’t let it go.)

01
Jan

Somebody gimme a shotglass.

The question, however, is “whose head do I bounce it off of?”

Do I bounce it off the head of Jack Johnson, for his ill-considered, ill-timed, and just plain stupid (not to mention cheap) elbow to the head of Steve Downie last night?

Or do I chain-bounce it off the heads of the Canadian fans that are crying that JJ’s elbow was “so very American”?

Decisions, decisions.

Look, people–all y’all are being stupid about this. The elbow was stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It should have netted Johnson a suspension. The coaches at UMich should take the boy aside when he gets back there and have a looooong chat with him about how he has to keep that temper of his in check.

You can’t excuse it if you’re a Team USA fan, you shouldn’t have done it if you’re Jack Johnson, and you can’t throw stones if you’re a Team Canada fan given a certain controversial choice that the national team made for Turin.

So all y’all, just shut the hell up about it. Oh yeah, and Happy New Year.




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