25
Sep
05

OK, this is getting old.

People, leave Luke DeCock the hell alone already.

“Wah wah wah, the N&O is biased against the Hurricanes! Boo hoo hoo, Luke DeCock hates the Hurricanes! Waaaaah, we don’t have any coverage!”

SHUT. THE HELL. UP!

I’m sick and tired of people expecting nothing but blind homerism from their local press, just sick of it. I’m sick of people bashing Luke DeCock because he has the unmitigated gall to wield the Reality Bat. I have to laugh when I read a post on a message board from some idiot with like four teeth in his whole head (and half as many braincells) calling the N&O’s chief ‘Canes correspondent “Luke Cock” and thinking that he’s somehow clever for saying that. Hello, did we just finish grade school? I also have to laugh at the people that get their panties in a wad whenever I say:

“If all you want is blind homerism, then you might be better off being a Bruins fan–then you can read the Boston Globe, which is all about fellating the Bruins.”

For example, one mental giant said the following to me:

You have repeatedly considered it your prerogative to order other fans to vacate the premises and follow another team. It isn’t, and they shouldn’t.

Have we failed reading comprehension? Perhaps we’re just a little oversensitive. All I did was make a suggestion–not an order. If it bothers you, then perhaps it’s because I struck a nerve.

Whatever.

Yes, I agree that Luke can be harsh. Yes, I agree that he can overdo the snark at times. But he’s Not. That. Bad. And everyone needs to Get. Over. Themselves.

Sheesh.


3 Responses to “OK, this is getting old.”


  1. 1 Jes Gőlbez Sep 25th, 2005 at 8:21 pm

    +1 Metallic Red Bat of Reality

    This prized weapon is highly effective against wizards and other monsters of higher intelligence. Lords of evil empires fear the power it possesses, for it may turn their best and brightest against them.

    Bat of Reality adds +1 damage against all magic users and an additional +1 damage to enemies with 15 or more INT. Successive hits may cause the enemy’s alignment to change to that of the wielders choosing. If Bat of Reality does 30 or more damage to said enemy, Roll 1d20. If roll is 15 or greater, enemy’s alignment changes to that of the wielder.

    Bat of Reality does not work against many enemies, due to the nature of its design. Only enemies with higher levels of thinking can suffer mental damage and alignment change.

    The following are immune from damage done by the Bat of Reality.

    Toronto Maple Leafs Fans
    Clerics
    Enemies with 8 or less INT

  2. 2 d-lee Sep 27th, 2005 at 2:47 am

    people still play dungeons & dragons?

  3. 3 The Acid Queen Sep 27th, 2005 at 7:52 am

    Every other weekend. :D

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